Recent Game Reviews
Recent Audio Reviews
-Mindfuck-
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 19, 2010
Great
I also enjoyed your dubstep bit, despite our differences in which I MAY HAVE MISCONSTRUED you with Levon or Snaws, both of whom are faggots. Your musical ability demonstrates the opposite of your peerage. I would much like to hear more dubstep from you and more work of this nature.
Crits:
The only crits I can think of are inappropriate and irrelevant.
subpar symphony
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 19, 2010
I really liked this piece
There are a lot of submissions I could be reviewing right now, but honestly fuck them. This is the only one that deserves my attention. I really liked your use of stringed instruments here. Very nice melody, the beatboxing added a nice touch also. Lofi drumming, just excellent work. I can't help but notice the inextricable realism of these instruments, are these digital VSTi's or samples of audio recordings? Either way their compositing was VERY well done with the other channels, everything flows right into place and I wish this song was longer. Can't really say much for criticism, except maybe make it longer, and the ending was a little anticlimactic. But other than that this I would concur is my favorite work by you.
cheating
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 19, 2010
....
This was about as pleasant as smelling farts...
Constructive criticism:
Stop doing joints...
Recent Art Reviews
DR PHIL CARCRASH CUPCAKE
Rated 5 / 5 stars Mar 20, 2011
Whoa
They're terribly delicious. You'll just keep coming back for more! Made with REAL Dr. Phil Innards*.
Actual innards authenticity may vary. Testicles not included
The World We Now Live
Rated 0 / 5 stars Dec 2, 2010
sometimes i wish i was blind
and deaf...... this is one of those times
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 19, 2010
Half bad, half good.
Just depends on how you look at life.
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 6, 2008
Stunningly breathtakingly astonishingly amazing
This was a montage that kept me captivated and fascinated the entire duration of the submission. The artistry involved in the creation of this particular exhibition cannot be overlooked, certain elements of this composition bring forth light onto aspects that were previously unbeknown to me. Upon reobservation of this submission I continually notice minute details that are of an absolutely impeccable quality. As for the music portion of the video, it was a perfect dyad. Only a true genius, or someone of equivalent intelligence could have chosen such a song to accompany this video. At that I leave it, this video is immaculately unmarred by ANY flaws.
-Thunderman
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 1, 2008
Delightful
I give this a rating of ten. Somehow this seems like too low of a rating for this submission, there should be an "above ten" rating option. It deserves the above ten rating simply because of commentators calmness, but suddenly the commentator's calmness exponentially evaporates into a vehemently irate individual, as though he were actually of Afro-American decent, or for that matter any kind of suppressed minority. So I am sad to say but my vote does not do this wondrous submission justice, and for that I am deeply remorseful. I offer my apologies, someday I hope to redeem this submission once new grounds corrects their wrongs and creates this "above ten" rating. Until then I will always have it in the back of my mind. I find myself pouring a glass of water and all of the sudden I freeze into a coma like trance, thinking of what could have been. Suddenly I awake and to my surprise the glass is overflowing. Perhaps I should see a physician. Anyway, enough my of my yammering this is a fantastic video and I hope to see more of this nature! Keep the marvelously creative artwork you exhibit here coming!